
Happy 4th of July to everybody but Iran.
This tee wears its snark like a mission patch. The lightweight, airy cotton keeps you comfortable whether you’re at a backyard barbecue or standing guard at a late-night meet-up. The artwork—an over-the-top “nuclear bomb” fireworks stand—leans into dark humor that will click with folks who work in defense, engineering, or anyone who appreciates satirical, technical riffs. Short sleeves and a classic crew neck make it easy to layer under a jacket or wear solo. The printed collar and sleeves retain fine detail without feeling stiff. Wear it when you want to make people laugh, raise an eyebrow, or start a conversation about the absurdities of industry culture.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² for breathable comfort
- Side seams and shoulder tape for structure and long-lasting shape
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort and fit retention
- Prints produced with DTF/DTG techniques for crisp, detailed artwork on body and sleeves
- REACH certified; adult sizing; ethically manufactured (Bella+Canvas, Fair Labor Association & Platinum WRAP)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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